2 funny Frankie stories from when I was taking Frankie to get her cast off.
In the car on the way there Frankie was telling me about her day.
F - Zack is a really bad kid. He gets his name on the board every day!
M - How often do you get your name on the board?
F - I only get my name on the board once a week.
M - Isn't that a lot?
F - Well actually most weeks I don't but if I do it's only once a week.
(Good save Frankie)
M - So what happens if your bad again after you have your name on the board
F - (Said very seriously) You get a check next to your name
M - And what if your still bad?
F - You miss your recess!!
M - And what if your still bad?
F - You have to go see Mrs. Tueber (Said in a very spooky voice)
M - And what if your still bad?
F - Then you get a citation!
M - What is a citation?
F - It means you have to move away and go to a different school.
While Frankie and I were walking back to our car through the new parking structure at Kaiser, a car in front of us grazed another car as it went around the corner. Frankie turned to me and said "I'm glad that wasn't our car". "Me too!"

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